Simon: Time Displaced Knight – Chapter Two

Chapter Two of a continuing serial pulp tale
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There is a period, of indeterminate length, of which I was completely unaware, having been rendered unconscious somehow.  My dreaming mind ran through recent events in a jumbled, confused fashion.  I remembered my chase across the dusty plain, but the men I unhorsed were now both my brother, and the Great Khan spoke with the voice of Father Anjou, the town priest, reciting canticles in latin as his horde bore down on me.

When I finally regained consciousness, I found myself in a room, small and windowless, like some form of dungeon, though the walls were made of smooth steel, with no joins or rivets, and no door presented itself. The ceiling hung low, so that I could sit up from my prone position, but had no chance of standing upright.  I was still wearing my armour and surcoat, and my wargear was on my person, though the shield I had flung away in the chase was presumably lost. Finnegan was not with me.

I began to bang on the walls, searching for an exit, or hoping to attract attention from outside.  Before long I was pounding with all my might, and shrieking myself hoarse, crying to be let free, for my gaolers to advance and be recognized.  But there was no sign of life, no sounds beyond those I made.

I did discover however, that one of the walls was not truly made of steel as it had appeared.  When I struck it with my gauntlet, instead of the ringing clang of the other, metal, walls, there was only a dull thud.  Upon removing my helm and inspecting more closely I saw there appeared to be a sheet of glass directly in front of the wall.  At least, glass I assumed it must be, but more perfect and precise than anything I had seen a glazier make back home by several orders of magnitude.

What follows here is the telling of my first experiences as what you might call a ‘chrononaut,’ or ‘time traveler’.  If you are reading this then you will know the significance of events heretofore described in ways which I did not understand as they occurred to me.    This will continue to be the case.  As our tale progresses I will behold many objects, events and locations which will seem commonplace to you future dwellers, but to a French Knight Errant plucked from his time these things are not just unknown, but so far beyond my ken as to be totally unfathomable and indescribable.  For the sake of expedience I may furnish my descriptions of characters, objects and events with more detail and background knowledge than I possessed at the time.

For example, the metal prison I found myself in was one of seventy five Reclamation Capsules, used for storing valuable cargo either recovered from space or salvaged from wrecked starships and space stations.  These capsules were contained in the hold of Harvester 110010110010001111, a vessel belonging to The Machine Imperium.  Harvester 110010110010001111 was currently entering orbit around Meat, a planet covered by a vast, densely populated jungle, and the centre of bushmeat hunting and export through this corner of the galaxy as well as the home of a number of rich, but dangerous to exploit, mineral reserves. When a stable orbit was achieved, the Harvester released the seventy five capsules from its armoured belly, like a shark, birthing live young into a cruel, cold ocean.  The metal boxes drifted downwards in formation, friction with the atmosphere of the planet causing their undersides to glow red, then orange, and finally blinding white with the heat of re-entry.

I, contained within one of these boxes and perfectly safe in the computer controlled descent, cowered in the corner, as terrified as a base creature caught out in a thunderstorm.  The metal wall behind the glass was of course, the interior of the spaceship, and had seemed to lift away as my capsule was dropped, revealing the emptiness of the void and the sight of a planet from orbit to my unprepared mind.

So then, that was my first experience of the new world I found myself in, the far future, more than 1000 years hence from my own time, and for some while yet in our tale, set to be a total mystery to me in all but it’s most basic aspects. Though at least my arrival on the planet Meat would put me in a situation that had an equivalent in the past and a dynamic I could comprehend.

Slavery.

Upon landing, coming to rest relatively gently on a cushion of air, my capsule sat for a moment, before opening outwards in sections, much like the petals of a flower.  Leaving me sat, to my shame, in soiled armour, upon a flat surface of metal.

The area around me had once been dense forest, but the trees had been felled at some point over an area of around a square mile, their trunks stacked in great heaps here and there, and the stumps ripped up, leaving potholes filled in with fresh earth.  It gave the appearance of an area beset with monstrous moles digging as they pleased.  What it was, of course was a landing zone for the capsules, which delivered supplies to forces on the ground.  Those supplies, for the most part, were slaves.

There were fifty of us, or thereabouts, scattered about the clearing, along with two dozen stacks of metal boxes and devices, the purpose of which were unknown to me and remain so. We began to rise uncertainly, me most of all, staggering drunkenly, foul liquid leaking from beneath my plates.

No sooner had I gained my feet than I had the first glimpse of my captors, a wonder it is that my mind did not break once and for all at their arrival.  They were all of a height, and as they emerged from the trees my first thought, on seeing the gleaming metal and uniform step as they marched forward, waswhat a finely drilled company of men that is, but as they advanced on us and I saw them more clearly and registered their oddity.  They were, to a man, seven feet tall, with limbs of freakish slimness, so it appeared they should not be able to support their bodies, or hold their weapons, arrangements of long metal tubes which they held as I might have wielded a crossbow.  One of my fellows ran at the sight of them and was met with a bright, concentrated beam of lightning, which seemed to emit from the ‘crossbow’ of one of the armoured warriors, and envelop the fleeing person, a woman I believe, who felt dead and burned to a cinder no less than twenty paces from me.

I started at this immense display of power but before I had time to fully react, a great, booming voice filled the clearing.  I didn’t understand the language, but it seemed to me that the voice was saying the same phrase, over and over in many different tongues.  As the monstrous company approached, I saw more of them coming from the trees behind and to either side of me, no hope of escape. Then suddenly I could understand the voice.

“Puny humans.  You are now the property of the Machine Imperium.  Do not resist.  Non-compliant humans will be obliterated.  Assemble now for decontamination.  Obey without question.” The voice was speaking French, many of the words were strange to me, but I could understand the greater part.

We were herded into a huddled mass, shivering despite the intense humidity and commanded to remove our clothes. I looked up at the ironclad beings surrounding us and knew at last these were no men.  Their metal skins were seamless with no sign of how they could be removed.  The head of each one was occupied with one great eye, which glowed with a deep red light and as they moved they all emitted strange rapid clicking ticking sounds constantly, later I learned that this was their own language.  They communicated extensively to such an extent that they appeared to act and think as one.  The words ‘machine imperium’ repeated themselves in my head, was it possible these were some sort of manufactured man?  Mechanical constructs of gears and levers contained in a shell so much like my suit of armour.

I could not remove my armour unaided, normally a squire would assist me, so I struggled uselessly with it as the other captives stood, trying in vain to cover their nakedness as one of the machines waved a device like an incense thurible over their bodies, the decontaminator. When that was finished another machine threw each captive a plain grey garment, much like a shift or tunic which hung down to the knees and a pair of pair of box-like shoes of the same colour, which shrank to fit the wearer’s feet.  One of the machines stepped up to me, barking a phrase in several tongues until he came to that odd French,

“Remove you coverings and prepare for decontamination. Do not resist.”

“I cannot!” I cried desperately “I cannot remove my armour alone.”  The machine looked me up and down before speaking again,

“Scanning…This human’s covering contains low-background steel.  Radioisotopes nonexistent.  This material will be of use to the Imperium.  This human will be decontaminated unaltered.”

The machine man with the decontaminator waved it over me.  I felt nothing, but afterwards when I examined myself I saw that all the dirt and grime accrued during my journey and subsequent ordeals was gone.

Threatening constantly with their weapons, the machines directed us lift the crates, boxes and other items that had come down in the unoccupied capsules.  I took one end of a long, wooden crate over my shoulder, the other end was carried by a woman with short black hair, I was too wrapped up in my own fear and misery to notice much else about her.  She said something to me as she took the weight but I didn’t understand, I tried to say so in french but I think my meaning was also lost on her.  In time, when we were all assembled and carrying our loads, the machines lead us away from the clearing and into the jungle.

The march progressed for at least 60 days, though I lost the exact count somewhere along the way.  The jungle, as I learned later, covered almost the entire world, from dense bushland, thick with undergrowth and ten thousand different creatures which crawled and hopped and flew, to the vast mangrove glades which encroached on the many rivers, to the mighty floating jungles of kelp and seaweed which dominated the entire expanse of Meat’s single ocean. The land was intensely uneven, and sloped up and down madly, as the ground underfoot alternated between sharp rocks with a thin carpet of rotten leaves and great, sucking bogs and quagmires that sucked hungrily at our woefully inadequate footwear.  Animal life was rampant everywhere, though the larger animals were often heard but rarely seen, smaller creatures always scurried about us, as if curious.  Particularly persistent were a flock of small lizards, much like the kind to be found basking on rocks in the Mediterranean.  These however, ran on two legs, in a similar stance to a chicken, and were often to be found scurrying under my feet, chattering and squawking to each other, and seemingly to me.  In time I came to ignore them as they blended into the routine of the day.

Each day on the march progressed according to a set routine. We slept where we had dropped after the previous day, on the bare floor with the mud and countless crawling, scurrying creatures of the jungle.   We were woken by the bellowing of one of the machines, exhorting us ‘puny humans’ to our labours, with the constant threat of violent, fiery death for those who failed in their task or tried to escape.  As we prepared to set out we were issued with a cube of some foul tasting black jelly substance to eat.  It made me sick to my stomach at first, but kept me and the others alive, just.  Then there remained 12 hours or so of daylight, during which we marched, carrying our loads with a torturous, shuffling step, before stopping to eat another block of gelatinous horror.  It rained almost hourly, and this we drank, tipping our heads back with mouths agape.

My world reduced to the area just in front of my feet, as I focused the sum total of my will on simply placing one boot in front of the other.  Within a few hours on the first day a man had fallen, and when he could not rise after three attempts, the machines executed him, leaving the body where it lay.  By the time I passed his corpse it was already thick with a covering of flies and beetles, feasting.  I kept that image in my mind whenever I considered stopping.

Nor did I think to try and fight my way out, as much as it stuck in my craw.  The machines had left me, alone amongst the captives, with my clothes, and with it my sword.  It in no way resembled their weapons, and so perhaps they did not recognize it as such, but neither did I see how I could hope to harm the metal men with such a weapon, nor how I could hope to even get close enough to try, lest I be cooked alive by one of their lightning guns.

A knight must be brave, and defiant to the last, giving his all to protect the innocent, but in those black days I was no knight, merely an armoured, craven boy, concerned only with my own survival while all around me, folk died of exhaustion, or were callously slain.

I did form one alliance on the march, the woman who shared my load.  Though I had studiously avoided her gaze at first, I came to realise it was in my interest to help her through the ordeal along with me, lest I should have twice the load to carry if she fell, I wagered that she saw things similarly and so, on the third day, as we trudged down a gentle slope and the going was slightly easier, I began my attempts to communicate.  Our captors seemed not to care if we spoke to each other, as long as we continued to make progress, so I tried simply speaking at first in my own tongue.  This she did not understand, so I tried the two other tongues I had any knowledge of, English (what you would call Middle English) and lastly, the few words I had of latin, which I had learned from the monastic scribes who lived near to father’s castle.  At this her head whirled around, an expression of surprise and some delight spread broadly across her face and she responded in the same tongue.  At last!

It took hours, days even, of pointing at things and repeating the woman’s name for them, but I set myself to learning, so I might have some hope of understanding where I was, what was happening to me, and what we could do next.  The first thing I discovered was my ally’s name, Charon, Captain Mira Charon.

She was a woman of some fierce intelligence, I recognized that in her eyes at once.  Her features and build did not ascribe to the conventional standards of beauty as I knew them, yet the confidence and wit within her was magnetic, her wry, knowing smile infectious, even in the fix we found ourselves in.  It felt good to be doing something positive finally, though we never dared to speak openly of escape, she managed to hint to me that she had a plan, that I must be patient.

New York City – 1929

The man opened the window of his office on the twentieth floor and stepped out onto the thin, brick ledge outside, which ran the circumference of the building. As he did he felt the panic and stress that had gripped his heart in a vice for the last week release him and a kind of serenity descend. Everything was so simple now, no more checking the paper for share prices, or raging on the telephone at brokers. No more migraines or palpitations, just a brief sensation of floating, then nothing.  His only regret was not spending more time with his family, instead of chasing those dollar bills all these years, but it was too late to change that now, and he could barely look at his wife and daughter now, knowing he had impoverished them with his avarice.  No, better to go now and free those poor angels of the wretched millstone they called husband and father.

He had one foot off the balcony and was just at the very edge of letting go when a series of crashes, like a silver service dropped down an elevator shaft, followed by coarse, Texan, cursing.

“Do you mind pal?!” he roared into the open window, some of his trading floor pluck returning for a moment, “I am trying to have a moment here!”

“Well shitfire!” replied the Texan, from around the corridor outside the office, “Ah have not the faintest clue where’n the Sam Hill Ah have ended up, but the décor sure is fancy! Hey, what in tarnation are ya doin’ out there?”

A horse had walked into the office. Light brown in colour, with a saddle on his back and reins hanging down from his bridle, and one of those all-round skirt things knights put on their horses in olden day, the man didn’t know the name for it.  It seemed to be the one doing the talking. 

“Woah! Yer not thinkin’ of tossin’ yerself off that are ya?” the horse said, taking a few steps back in astonishment.  He gathered himself, as if trying to remember a phrase he’d once heard. “Think of all that you have got to live for.” He said, looking proud.

The man slowly climbed back into the room, as he got down from the window the couple of bystanders who had gathered on the street below dispersed, disappointed. 

“Thas the spirit!” said the horse, “what’s yer name boss?”

“What?…er…Bailey, Mick Bailey,” the man said distractedly, approaching the horse. “My cousin owns a circus you know?”

“Bully for you!  Ah heard the circus is a hog-killin’ time and no mistake, but Ah need yer help, boss.  Ah got myself in a fine situation and Ah’m a little at sea as to where Ah am now.”

“Sure…sure thing boy,” said the man, edging as close as he dared thinking the horse might bolt or something.  He had no idea how this trick was achieved, but there was money to be made here, maybe enough to resurrect his sunken fiscal fortunes.  He reached for the bridle.

Finnegan saw the sudden movement and, on instinct, reared up as much as the low ceiling would allow.  He kicked out with both his front hooves and struck Mick Bailey squarely on the chest.  The force of the blow broke three ribs and collapsed a lung, and flung the destitute banker backwards out of his open office window.

“That’ll learn ya, tryin’ to apprehend a fella going about his honest business.” Finnegan yelled out the window, sticking his head right out to look at the street below.  People on the sidewalk pointed with equal parts amazement and horror at the corpse on the ground and the animal twenty floors up.

When police officers finally broke into the locked office, with bailiffs dispatched by Bailey’s creditors crowding behind, they found nothing untoward and no sign of a horse, as if such a thing was possible! How would it have even got into the elevator?

One officer thought he had seen an odd blue light beaming from under the door before they had entered, but he was a known alcoholic and was ignored.

Make Your Fortune

When I started this one I was writing for a short story competition with a five hundred word limit, I don’t think I can achieve that level of brevity, or least I couldn’t with this story.
I had the idea at about 1am, sitting up with my fiancee while she marked exam papers, me next to her struggling to write, getting nowhere. Her mum was there too, and she’d turned the TV to Challenge, which in the early hours runs absolutely ancient episodes of Strike It Lucky and The Price is Right. That was enough to set me off on the following nightmare…

As the lights came up I did as I had been told.  I grinned as wide as I could, feeling insincere and openly desperate, and waved as hard as I could, as if the strength of my wave would contribute to my chances of success.  The stage lights had now obscured my view of the crowd beyond, but I could suddenly hear them clearly, or rather, felt the force of their applause hit me in my stomach.  My bolted on smile faltered as my guts rose in one mass to just under my tongue, and I knew with certainty that I would be on YouTube tomorrow:

Woman Honks on ‘Make Your Fortune!’ Blows Chunks On Ken Carthage’s Shoes

Fortunately Ken didn’t speak to me straight away, delivering a monologue to the audience that I assumed was funny, the audience laughed in all the correct places anyway.  I concentrated instead on lowering my rising gorge.  He finished his preamble and turned to me,

“Hello my dear!” He suddenly seemed to fill the whole universe with the triple towering cliffs of his weirdly large double-breasted jacket, shining forehead and ferocious white teeth. “What’s your name and what do you do?” I took a breath and found myself,

“HI KEN MY NAME’S JANET AND I’M A SOFTWARE ANALYST FROM YORKSHIRE” I blurted. Ken made some joke which I didn’t really hear, but I laughed anyway.  My stomach settled and I started to enjoy myself, this was a fun thing to be doing, I couldn’t see the audience but the cameramen and crew people looked friendly they were all was smiling at me, they all wanted me to win.  I would win! Ken was still talking to me but he turned away and delivered his lines straight into the camera,

“Well Janet, as you know I’m sure, this game is very simple. One Million Pounds can be yours if you successfully complete a mental, physical or skill based challenge behind one of these doors.” He gestured to three doors at the back of the studio, featureless except for a coat of TV show sparkles. “All you have to do is pick one, Door one, two or three! The choice is yours!” The crowd applauded again, and I think they missed him add,

“Or Door number OOOOOOOOO”.

That’s the closest approximation I can make to the sound that came out of his mouth. Not a word, but a deep, rumbling sound. I thought I’d imagined it and carried on, letting Ken lead me up to the three doors, I stood in front of them pondering my choice, the crowd bellowing different numbers in encouragement, their words merging into one nonsense sound, repeated over and over,

“Woooeee! Woooeee! Woooeee!”

On and on it went, morphing into a chant, an invocation to the Dark Gods of Television. Oh Great Square-eyed One, we beseech thee, accept this female as tribute. Hallelujah and twiddle-thy-knobs!

It was then I realised there were in fact four doors, the three I had noticed prior, and another. A ten foot, black wooden edifice that seemed to me to have been stolen from the front porch of some gothic mansion. It had a frame of white marble, every inch of it carved into leering, howling maws and despairing eyes. The imprisoned souls of the forever damned, straining for release from the chains of ivy and dead, brown brambles that had grown over the frame. Above the door, at the top of the lintel where the other doors displayed their number, this door had instead the sideways eight that I knew stood for infinity.

At the time, this seemed perfectly normal to me, and if anyone had asked me about it right then, I would have replied that there were always four doors on the show, that I had seen it many times myself on TV, the three challenge doors and the other one, the one nobody had ever chosen. Though in truth I had never seen it before today.

Ken had taken my arm and was shouting, half to me and half to the crowd, pondering out loud over which door I would choose, leading me first to one, then to another. I played along with the pantomime, all the while feeling an irresistible pull from the fourth door, knowing I would choose that one. The one nobody else was acknowledging.

I looked at Ken then, and saw something changing about him. Like a double exposure on an old photo, there were two of him, one laid over the other.  The paler of the two was smiling at a joke he had just made, turned towards the crowd. The other, which in my head I automatically thought of as The Real Ken was looking straight at me, the smile he had worn so easily gone as if it had never been there.

“Enough messing around.” he said. “We both know you have made your choice, the door awaits.”

“But Ken…” I said,

“No! No more talk. No more fun. Seize your destiny. Open the door and pass through to eternity.”

I felt then as if I too were splitting into two forms. I imagined I could see my physical body standing on the threshold of door two, waving and smiling. I could hear the theme music that normally played at this part of the show, but only as a dim echo, each note stretched out to an infinite, perfect drone, filling the whole of time.

My real self turned, as I had known I would, towards the fourth door.  It swung open, welcoming me, and a sound filled the air, a bass rumble similar to the sound Ken had made when naming the door.  A Gregorian chant echoing out of the abyss.

“OOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

Without pause I stepped through the door.

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Stars surrounded me.

When I was a little girl, I would lie on the grass in my Grandfather’s back garden and watch the stars for hours. They always seemed to be painted on a flat surface, suspended up there on the roof of the world, beautiful, but two dimensional. Now I could see them for what they were, some were close, almost as if I could touch them, and others, most others, stretched off into the depths, infinitely distant, the oldest and furthest ones glowing with light from the birth of the universe.

I had never felt so small and insignificant, but it was not a negative feeling. I was delighted to be made so strongly aware of the magnificence of all of existence. I did not feel separate from it, I was part of it, enveloped by it, so my tiny self began to blur at the edges, and merge with it.

“Yes!” Ken Carthage spoke, “Submit to the infinite my child, forget the meagre world of the flesh, and join your friends in blissful oblivion.” I could see him now, floating in the void, rubbing his hands with glee. His transformation half begun, stubby wings pushing out from beneath his jacket, yet he still maintained some of the mannerisms of the Game Show host he had been a moment ago, the broad, big-toothed smile was unchanged.

In the shock and rapture of first experiencing the void, I had forgotten that I too must be floating out here as he was, yet I still felt hard ground beneath my feet, looking down at myself I could see my body was insubstantial, transparent. I lifted one foot, and brought it down hard, and was rewarded with the resistance of the studio floor, and a loud thump. This was all an illusion, a glamour cast by Ken to entice his prey. For all that it was still dangerous, it had nearly worked on me. The time had come to stop playing up to the empty-headed contestant act and deal with this predator.

“Ken Carthage,” I said “you are guilty of holding the souls of at least 40 individuals against their will, you have one chance to release them and in so doing, avoid any sanctions.”

“Oh little girl,” he said, floating closer, his face growing larger, filling my field of vision, “I’m not holding anyone against their will, they all chose this door, just as you did. Mere wealth is nothing compared to a taste of the infinite.”

“One chance Ken,” I said, “and then I’m taking you down.” Most of my colleagues wouldn’t even give them that. Hating Ken and his kind with every fibre of their being and exterminating them without regret. I didn’t hate them any more than I would hate a poisonous spider. They, like Ken, could only act according to their nature, but I liked to give them a chance to rise above that. Some took it, not many, but enough for it to be worth trying.

“Come on now dear,” Ken said, beckoning me forward, “Join me, and reach Nirvana!” I felt again the desire to become one with the comforting blackness surrounding me, but I resisted. If I gave myself to it I would be his creature, my soul sustaining him over long years, gradually diminishing, until nothing remained except a howling face carved in marble.

He would lure me further and further into this construct of his and then contrive to trap me here, in this particular case I reckoned it would be as simple as closing the black door behind us. Looking around I saw it, hanging in space, the bright lights of the studio shining through, and the bombastic theme music and roar of the game show audience just audible over the hum and rumble of this false ‘infinity’.  Trailing through the door were two cords, like wisps of glowing smoke. The connection to our physical bodies. After drawing me in, Ken would have left again, and shut the door on my connection, trapping my astral self here, for him to use at his leisure.

I ran for the door, wondering what running would feel like. Would I float ineffectually, legs pumping in the vacuum? Luckily, my feet pounded on the floor I could feel but not see and I crossed the space to the threshold quickly. I heard a rasping hiss from behind me, the monster that had been Ken Carthage barrelling through space towards me, teeth growing into stiletto points and skin coloured leathery wings ripping through fabric, but he had misjudged.

I had plenty of time to step through the door and throw it shut. The wispy cord connecting Ken to his body snapped neatly with a satisfying snick sound and I felt a sharp tug in my low abdomen, this was me being pulled back into my physical self, which had been play acting a role in the dreadful game show, I found myself knee-deep in green prop slime (what they used to call Gunge in the nineties) with several gold plastic pound signs in my hands; my prizes.

This happened in an instant. Ken, the human Ken, had been standing over the space where I took the challenge, laughing along with the crowd and shouting encouragement, but as soon as the door shut and I rejoined my body, Ken’s soul was permanently severed from his, trapped in a bottle universe of his own creation with no escape. The body’s face went blank, the light disappearing from his eyes as he fell over sideways, knees straight, his head smacking loudly into the floor.

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I managed to get on YouTube after all, the title was:

Ken Carthage Dies of Heart Attack On Live TV

It’s got a lot in common with the horribly sad one of Tommy Cooper, where nobody’s really sure if he’s joking or not at first.

I’m quite proud of my performance in this one, laughter at Ken’s antics turning gradually to concern, then horror. The last thing you see is my face, looking around at the studio hands, trying to tell them something’s wrong, but not finding the right words. Then the lights go down, pulling the studio into darkness.